I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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