But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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