Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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