Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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