What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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