I need help removing her.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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