We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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