There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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