Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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