There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
