i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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