best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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