I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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