the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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