One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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