Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm both gender and math confused
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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