Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i need some magic done to my vagina
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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