STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It's shark week go big or go home
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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