Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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