4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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