yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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