I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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