i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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