Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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