dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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