if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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