Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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