I want to walk on stilts...naked
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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