she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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