Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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