i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just gift wrapped bread.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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