i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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