8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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