Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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