Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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