so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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