she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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