Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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