: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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