i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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