I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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