think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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