OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I wish i was in the wii world.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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