is your mom at the bar?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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