I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Congratulations! We have a period
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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