I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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