my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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