love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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