so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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