I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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