I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Randomize
