why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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